She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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