i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
We are all done wearing pants today
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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