Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
my shit smells like andre
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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