Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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