You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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