Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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