I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I love you.
Bad choice
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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