Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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