I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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