Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
