this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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