Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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