Well douche your snatch and let's go!
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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