I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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