I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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