I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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