If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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