i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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