Me. At least after what I've been through.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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