There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
