So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
These tits shall not be calmed
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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