normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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