I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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