they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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