No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she peed on how many people?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You're breaking my sexual little heart
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
there is glitter all over my balls
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