but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She told me I should be a condom model.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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