We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Randomize
