yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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