mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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