..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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