Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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