i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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