and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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