I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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