Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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