Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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