HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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