I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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