Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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