He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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