biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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