areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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