i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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