If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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