ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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