i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
