Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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