I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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