I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
