He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Why did my mother make you get naked?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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