thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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