just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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