I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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