Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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