I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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